Weekend in numbers: wedding edition

Gina, me, me, Johnny, best man Matt, matron of honor Amy, & Moe

10: Number of text messages received about what time various things were happening. Also number of frustrated eye rolls induced.

9: Number of times photographer asked us to pose in ways that I felt were totally weird. Probably the same number of times I made a messed up face at the photographer.
8: Number of minutes the ceremony lasted. (This was intentional.) 
7: Number of my sorority sisters that attended the wedding. I was super excited to see them; well, all except the one that drank too much and spent most the reception passed out at her table.
6: Number of macarons I managed to eat during the reception. We had lavender and caramel flavored, which were absolutely amazing.  (They were from Antoinette Baking Co., in case you’re ever in Tulsa.) Also the number of bottles of wine Johnny and I bought yesterday in Corpus Christi, TX on our post-wedding vacation.
5: Number of times someone asked me if the horses were my horses. 
4: Number of hours spent chatting with my favorite sisters and friends post-wedding. (It was all gossip about who’s a lesbian and who’s pregnant and who’s installing a sex swing.)
3: Number of hours spent taking pictures before the wedding. Three hours too long if you ask me.

2: Length of Kentucky Derby, in minutes. I’m happy to report that nearly everyone participated in our Derby game and our winner was a very good friend who thought American Pharaoh would win!

1: Number of times I plan to get married, because that shit is way too stressful to do more than once!

25 Replies to “Weekend in numbers: wedding edition”

  1. Love this post! Congratulations 🙂

  2. Congratulations!!!

  3. Congratulations. Now I want macarons 🙂

  4. Congratulations!! Hope your day was wonderful and you are enjoying lots of quality time with your new husband! 😀

  5. Congratulations! Is it really a wedding if someone isn't passed out at a table? 😉

  6. Too funny. Sounds like a great time was had by all! Huge congrats!

  7. Congratulations! Love all the photos :). So cute, glad it was a success!!!

  8. Congratulations! I can't wait to see more pics 🙂

  9. Many congratulations! You've done it and pulled off the biggest party yet!

  10. Aw, congratulations! I loved following along with your wedding planning. You were the anti-bridezilla 🙂

  11. Congratulations!!!!!!! I LOOOOVE Gina's roses blanket!! I unintentionally drank mint juleps for you. 😀

  12. Congratulations, love the photos 🙂

  13. Eeeee! Congratulations love!!!

  14. Congrats! It sounds like everything turned out well. Except the timing for those pictures. 3 hours? Seriously?

    1. This. wtf. I like pictures and I'd bail.

  15. Congratulations! Glad it was mostly fun and now it's all done!

  16. =) Congratulations! What a lovely photo and I'm chuckling at some of your facts.

  17. You look fabulous! And the blanket of roses on Gina made me squeal – what a great idea! I hope you'll share more pics 🙂

  18. I loved stalking all the pictures of you guys over the weekend on fb! Congrats (on getting married and getting it over with! :P)!!

  19. yay!!! congratulations!!!!

  20. This wedding was an awesome success. Just like everything else you do. Congratulations again!

  21. Congratulations!!! Love love love the photo!

  22. Best wishes! And whoa, 3 hours? That is a long time for pictures.

  23. Congratulations (belatedly yikes sorry!)

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