A few weeks ago, I picked up a copy of a book titled Modern Showjumping by one Count Ilias Toptani.
(1) Remember that you are only a passenger, so be as little of a burden as possible.
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A few weeks ago, I picked up a copy of a book titled Modern Showjumping by one Count Ilias Toptani.
(1) Remember that you are only a passenger, so be as little of a burden as possible.
I’d like to introduce a new feature here on Hand Gallop: Books With Horses On The Cover (or BWHOTC for short!). Is there a better name for this? Probably. Can I think of one? No. (Suggestions are, however, welcome.)
When I had friends in town last weekend, one of the Tulsa institutions I dragged them to was Gardner’s Used Books. While it’s notable for being Oklahoma’s largest used bookstore (at a whopping 23,000 square feet), I enjoy it for its little charms: the slightly squishy carpeting, labyrinth-like layout, musty smell, confusing checkout line, and endless selection of books. My friends are both archivists with an appreciation for old books, so while they were perusing the history section, I found the animal section. I scored Modern Showjumping by Count Toptani, Practical Horseman’s Book of Horsekeeping from the 1980s, and The Treasury of Horses. None were over $5.
However, those books, while fine and interesting tomes, aren’t what I want to share with you today. What I want to tell you about is the absolute glut of fantasy novels featuring horses on the cover. Now, I am a huge fantasy and sci-fi fan. I read it all: the good, the bad, the ugly. Don’t ask me how many times I’ve read Anne McCaffrey’s Dragonriders of Pern series. Lord of the Rings? Check. Tamora Pierce’s The Song of the Lioness series? Check. Everything Terry Pratchett has ever written? Check.
So when Johnny finds novels with ridiculous looking covers (which are rampant in Gardner’s), I usually buy them. When they have horses on the cover? Well, what do you think led me to Mercedes Lackey’s Heralds of Valedmar series and Kristin Britain’s Green Rider books? THE HORSES, DUH.
Now, I said all that to say this: The BWHOTC feature will cover just that- books with horses on the cover. They’re probably not horse books. Horses may not even feature very prominently in them. But I like to read, and having a horse on the cover is as good a reason as any to pick up a new novel.
Today’s book is Pigs Don’t Fly by Mary Brown.
Buying a share in a racehorse syndicate seems like a good idea to Share and Share Alike‘s Tessa Hawkesbury-Loye, the artistically inclined protagonist at the center of the story. Recently back from Malta, Tessa is looking for a way to integrate herself back into Aspen Valley’s social scene as well as take her mind off the events that drove her home to the UK. Things are going well at first: the horse is winning, Tessa’s making friends, and there’s more than one eligible bachelor among the syndicate’s members. Disaster strikes when the horse is deliberately injured; someone close to the syndicate is responsible, and the culprit must be found before blame is placed on the innocent.
Other than the USPC manuals, Jim Wofford’s Training the Three-Day Event Horse and Rider is my favorite equestrian book. I’ve read it cover to cover multiple times, and I learn something new with every read.
Why is it so good? For starters, it’s very thorough. Jim Wofford covers everything from acquiring a horse, training for each of the three phases, addressing specific problems, and exercises for improving your riding and your horse.
It’s written concisely, and in many sections, pictures are used to illustrate a concept more often than text. The pictures are perhaps my favorite part: they’re nearly all of Jim Wofford and he isn’t afraid to criticize himself. (However, he never reaches George Morris-levels of disapproval.) There’s a detailed appendix full of diagrams for gymnastic jumping exercises, sample conditioning schedules, and how best to log and record your rides.
All of that makes for an excellent read and reference, but my very favorite part of the book is the sense of humor with which it’s written. Some of my favorite quotes:
“To start at the beginning, the first thing you need to go eventing is some kind of horse.” (p. 17)
“If three-day event riders have a tendency to over-bit their horses in dressage, they have an absolute compulsion to over-bit their horses for the cross-country test.” (p. 27)
“Probably the least common form of resistance is that of a horse that from birth willingly sets himself, mentally and physically, against the rider. My best advice to you is to sell this horse. Now.” (p. 86)
“The first rule of cross-country is that you don’t win if you fall off.” (p. 88)
“It is amusing but true that if you do not lose your knee grip, you will never fall off.” (p. 140)
“There is no sense in galloping down to a telephone pole cemented in the ground with a horse that is waiting to be told what to do with his feet.” (p. 168)
“The second tool is to maintain a diary. By diary I do not mean a ‘Dear Diary, my horse was terrible today’ sort of operation.” (p. 182)
Training the Three Day Event Horse and Rider is a marvelous read for any level eventer (or anyone who likes to see pictures of horses jumping ridiculous fences). It can be found at Bit of Britain for about $28.
What are your favorite equestrian books? Should we get a horse book club going? How about a book swap?