10: Number of times I started looking at paint colors for new house. Also number of times I said, “But what if we just painted everything Jargon Jade?”
9: Number of times the people behind us at the Tulsa Drillers game started a sentence with, “Well, MY ex- wife…”
8: Number of times I assured Johnny that Gina would not try to kill him if he rode her on Sunday.
7: Number of tacos eaten this weekend; also number of times I considered making every night Taco Tuesday when planning meals for the week.
6: Number of times Johnny said, “Gina listens so well!” while watching me deal with a snorting, bouncing Moe in the hay meadow.
5: Number of hot dogs I thought real hard about eating at the baseball game.
4: Times I reminded myself that I’d like to feel better about the way I look in white breeches.
3: Number of hot dogs I actually ate.
2: Laps around the hay meadow made on Sunday because Johnny was having fun on Gina. Also number of times Johnny trotted on Gina. Also number of times I nearly came off Moe because he was upset he wasn’t trotting, too.
1: Naps taken this weekend. After more than a month of weekend commitments, it was seriously luxurious!
How was your weekend?